Well, since I pondered the possibility of combining philosophy and twitter, someone has gone ahead and done it!

They went for ” best Twitter tweet-length philosophical argument”

Overall winner: Ordinary objects are mereological sums. Objects can change parts, so sums can too.  (by Mark Steen)

Carrie Jenkins announced her winner here, and the full list of awards can be found here, and the full list of entries here.

This might not be very interesting for you. In case you are interested, I don’t find the argument presented by Steen very persuasive. I’m sure you don’t care why.